Posts Tagged ‘You heard it here second’

You Heard It Here Second: Rock band uncovers gnomes’ secret plot to drown Earth in molten pigment

Monday, May 25th, 2009

Massachusetts’ doom trio Black Pyramid have uncovered startling footage of a secret, subterranean terrorist plot.  The evidence is posted below.  Homeland Security should fund their next album.

You heard it here second: Experts Agree Giant, Razor-Clawed Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

America’s only reliable news source has proven itself once again with this lucid, insightful commentary on Giant, Razor-Clawed Bioengineered Crabs.


Experts Agree Giant, Razor-Clawed Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat

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