Given the pre-election financial crisis of ’08, investors may have found their solution to stabilize portfolios from the chaotic melee that is the NYSE.
“The Linden (L), is a digital currency just like the dollar, so it is a very easy investment vehicle for us to understand and leverage.”, stated Ecutrade… Stabillex… now Profitrust Chief Investment Officer Roger Willmore, “it gives us unprecedented stability in such a chaotic market. Its fool proof! I’d know. Just look at those numbers! It trades like paper, but is as stable as gold.”
Other viable trading mediums include: cocaine, heroin, vital organs, and refined uranium.