Well, I must admit, I feel sympathy for the guy. I mean, sure he messed up, and he probably shouldn’t be allowed to coach anymore, but these last few weeks have had to of been really rough for Mr. Belichick. To start with, Senator Spector has been hounding this man like George Double-ya and the Iraqis. The most painful blow of all, is the latest Super Bowl which, if you have been on planet Xenon for the past few weeks and missed it, here is a sufficient recap of what happened:

However, I don’t think its enough. In order for Belichick to really understand where he has gone awry we need to take legal action. The Senator should plant a corpse in his meat locker, that would have to be at least 10 -15 years.

By the way, the other night I had a dream that Coach Belichick was stalking me through an old haunted town. He had a these large ninja stars but they were made out of wood. That smile, that smile, made me run faster and faster, through the forest . . . . run, RUN!!!!!