Posts Tagged ‘Nazis’

Seriously?

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

Sounds familiar… but I can’t quite place it…
Hitlers Happy Little Boyscouts

I could have sworn you were going to cut military spending? Nothing like doubling it I guess…

I think the first thing we need is a new salute for this new army. Perhaps they can even seek out terrorists within the motherland… I mean homeland.

I doubt Obama and his puppeteers would allow things to get as flashy as the Nazis did… but, we will be watching.

I’m cool with it as long as I get one of those neat armbands and a gun… but I will settle for a baton, one of the retractable ones.

Bill Belichick: Breakfast of Senators

Friday, February 15th, 2008

OK OK OK . . . . OK! So the man cheated. So what? It’s not like he did it for say 16 years. What’s that? Oh. Well, he put the surveillance equipment away for Super Bowls though right, to keep the big game honest, show his faith in the players and New England franchise at least? I mean he might be a cheat, but he’s not a total snake in the grass. What’d you say? Speak up! I’ve struck out . . .

Well, I must admit, I feel sympathy for the guy. I mean, sure he messed up, and he probably shouldn’t be allowed to coach anymore, but these last few weeks have had to of been really rough for Mr. Belichick. To start with, Senator Spector has been hounding this man like George Double-ya and the Iraqis. The most painful blow of all, is the latest Super Bowl which, if you have been on planet Xenon for the past few weeks and missed it, here is a sufficient recap of what happened:

However, I don’t think its enough. In order for Belichick to really understand where he has gone awry we need to take legal action. The Senator should plant a corpse in his meat locker, that would have to be at least 10 -15 years.Bill Belichick at the end

By the way, the other night I had a dream that Coach Belichick was stalking me through an old haunted town. He had a these large ninja stars but they were made out of wood. That smile, that smile, made me run faster and faster, through the forest . . . . run, RUN!!!!!

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