Posts Tagged ‘losers’

Andrew Dice Clay

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

He’s not funny.

Tom Brady joins new sport, pulls out big win

Monday, February 4th, 2008

This just in from the Stampworthy newsreel, Tom Brady may not have been his best in Super Bowl XLII because he is already in rigorous training and competition in a new sport! I’m sure you were wondering, as you double fisted your red-and-blue plated beerstein labeled “19 – 0 NE Best Team in History,” and your extra-large, specialty pizza with extra ketchup late Sunday evening; “what is wrong with the golden boy??!” Well, he’s already handling bigger things. Being a champion in the NFL could not contain his needful embrace for greatness any longer, there are new, uncharted territories in other arenas. One of our undercover reporters was able to infiltrate the tournament, carefully disguised in an ostrich mascot costume. However, the flash from a digital camera alerted Brady’s faithful bodyguard crew to his presence. They beat the life out of the poor Stampworthy cast member, who shall now remain nameless. One photo, however, was recovered from the crime scene:

A stunning truth revealed!

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