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Jack and Hill went up the Hill, the Capitol – Hill?

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

Apparently Jack Nicholson has allowed clips of his movies to be pasted together in a poor attempt to form a coherent thought. That thought? You should vote for Hillary Clinton! The similarities between Clinton and Nicholson are striking, they both scare the hell out of us here at Stampworthy!

However, what is it that these clips imply about Hilary? Take for example the first, where the Joker is exclaiming “Money Money Money!” to the good citizens of Gotham. The Joker ends his message by gassing anyone in an eight block radius. In the Shining, good ole Mr Torrance grabs an axe and tries to hack up his family . . . A clip from a Few Good Men is seen as well about a minute in, where in the same scene Colonel Jessep (played by Nicholson) also states “If you haven’t gotten a blow job from a Superior Officer well, you’re just letting the best things in life pass you by.”

Using this video as a framework, we can easily deduce what Jack really thinks about Hillary, and womankind in general:

And of course we must include with all respect, the parody to the first Nicholson ad, which is an unofficial ploy for Obama. We here at Stampworthy do not endorse either candidate, however this one is much funnier, so it wins:

Happy Voting!

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