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The Beach Boys foreign policy

Sunday, February 10th, 2008


As election season heats up, Sen. McCain aides revealed a plan to revise and revive his infamous “bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomb Iran” policy. A source close to McCain has leaked a few of these new policies to Stampworthy:

“Everybody’s gone green now, green U.S.A.”

“Round, round, get around, I get around without a cane, for now”

“Wouldn’t it be nice if we had a immigrant worker program, then we wouldn’t have to build a wall.”

“God only knows what I’d do without depending on the votes of conservatives who are so disgusted at the prospects of a female or African-American president that they’re forced to vote for me.”

In response, Sen. Obama has announced a new series of foreign policies based on Neil Young tunes, including “A man needs a male president,” “Out on the campaign trail,” and “When you dance I can really consider voting for you.”

Sen. Clinton is considering policies based on Chuck Barry songs including “Roll over potential democratic candidates,” “Barrack and the USSR,” and “You never can tell what my husband is going to do next.”

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