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		<title>Brachiosauruses suffered erectile dysfunction</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;We&#8217;re pretty sure they couldn&#8217;t get it up,&#8221; said Dr. Rodger Malmstein, resident paleontologist of The Dinosaur Museum in Blanding, Utah.  Dr. Malmstein&#8217;s research shows brachiosauruses lacked  sufficient blood flow to maintain an erection without resultant loss of blood flow to the brain.  &#8220;This solves the mystery about why so many brachiosauruses skeletons are involved [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-799" title="Brachiosaurus Erection" src="http://stampworthy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/dino1.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="224" />&#8220;We&#8217;re pretty sure they couldn&#8217;t get it up,&#8221; said Dr. Rodger Malmstein, resident paleontologist of The Dinosaur Museum in Blanding, Utah.  Dr. Malmstein&#8217;s research shows brachiosauruses lacked  sufficient blood flow to maintain an erection without resultant loss of blood flow to the brain.  &#8220;This solves the mystery about why so many brachiosauruses skeletons are involved in coitus,&#8221; said Dr. Malmstein.  &#8220;Many times when the male prepared to preform the deed, he passed out and crushed his partner.&#8221;</p>
<p>Dr. Malmstein&#8217;s has been researching the sex lives of dinosaurs for 16 years, ever since he read Michael Crichton&#8217;s seminal novel &#8220;Jurassic Park.&#8221;  &#8220;That book changed everything,&#8221; says Dr. Malmstein.  &#8220;The story and the characters were so compelling, but the thing that really got to me was the sexual tension between Ellie and the Tyrannosaurus&#8211;that transformed my career.&#8221;</p>
<p>Dr. Malmstein plans to release this and other findings in a new book later this year entitled &#8220;Dino-sores:  sex, STDs, and Prehistoric Animals.&#8221;</p>
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