Posts Tagged ‘animal rights’

PETA opens human zoo

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) have furthered their mission by once again treating one species of animals (people) very poorly.  Early patrons of the San Francisco Zoo arrived to find all of the exhibits populated by people.  “We’re very proud of this action,” said Ingrid Newkirk.  “We really think it will get people to think their relationship with animals.”

The San Francisco Zoo, prompted by angry patrons, must refund all tickets.  “I’m not sure how we’re going to pay for this and repopulation,” said a PR agent for the zoo.  “We’re probably going to have to use poachers.”

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