Stampworthy » You heard it here second http://stampworthy.com Where We Get Our 2 Cents Worth Sat, 14 Nov 2009 04:49:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 ©Stampworthy jay@stampworthy.com (Stampworthy) jay@stampworthy.com(Stampworthy) News, Politics, Comedy 1440 People talking... Stampworthy Stampworthy jay@stampworthy.com No yes http://stampworthy.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress.jpg Stampworthy http://stampworthy.com 144 144 You Heard It Here Second: Rock band uncovers gnomes’ secret plot to drown Earth in molten pigment http://stampworthy.com/2009/05/you-heard-it-hear-second-rock-band-uncovers-gnomes-secret-plot-to-drown-earth-in-molten-pigment/ http://stampworthy.com/2009/05/you-heard-it-hear-second-rock-band-uncovers-gnomes-secret-plot-to-drown-earth-in-molten-pigment/#comments Tue, 26 May 2009 05:30:31 +0000 Rick http://stampworthy.com/?p=790 Massachusetts’ doom trio Black Pyramid have uncovered startling footage of a secret, subterranean terrorist plot.  The evidence is posted below.  Homeland Security should fund their next album.

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Experts Agree Giant, Razor-Clawed Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat

]]> http://stampworthy.com/2009/03/you-heard-it-here-second/feed/ 0 You heard it here second: Hitler finds out about new Watchmen ending http://stampworthy.com/2009/03/you-heard-it-here-second-hitler-finds-out-about-new-watchmen-ending/ http://stampworthy.com/2009/03/you-heard-it-here-second-hitler-finds-out-about-new-watchmen-ending/#comments Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:16:11 +0000 Rick http://stampworthy.com/?p=459 Our comrades at Boing Boing have unearthed yet another important historical document.  Rampant neglect of capitalization, terminal punctuation and misuse of they’re/their, who’s/whose, and it’s/its aside, this is good stuff:

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Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work

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