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Make every Tuesday Super Tuesday

Monday, February 4th, 2008

First the “Super Bowl” now “Super Tuesday”–when will this advertising nightmare end?

I thought it had reached its peak, back in the days of “Super Mario”, “Super Sonic”, and “Super Tetris”.  Then came the horrors of “Super-Sized Value Meals” and “Superman Returns”.

I see no reason for such unfounded optimism, let alone the taint of historical revisionism that espouses the present as the pinnacle of achievement.  I hold no illusions about what tomorrow will bring.  It will be a day like any other day.

But wait, what if it isn’t? What if everything is status quo me because I expect it to be?

Maybe I could turn my life around by making every day a “super” day.  I’m going to try it out, but there needs to be a standard to check it against.

Starting tomorrow, every Tuesday will be Super Tuesday. I’ll use the rest of the week as a control for the experiment.

Excuse me while I go play with my Super Ball.

I refuse to impose a title on this post.

Monday, February 4th, 2008

As a matter of fact, I’m so upset that I’ve been forced to provide text for the aforementioned item, I’m refusing to post anything here, with the exception of this sentence and an exclamation mark!

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