Archive for the ‘Metal Sunday’ Category

Metal Sunday: Starfucks

Sunday, November 16th, 2008

Band name: Starfucks
Genre:  hardcore, metalcore, thrash
Themes:  coffee, tweaking
Lyrics: “stay awake; pay attention; slaughter the slow; die before pension”
Image: Starfucks employees uniform
Tag line:  “Metal Vente”

Metal Sunday: Bambi Death

Sunday, November 9th, 2008

Band name: Bambi Death
Genre:  black metal, death metal
Themes:  hunting, trapping, fishing, sports
Lyrics: “Slaughter the deer; turn the white-tail red; dress the kill in the field; let her children know she’s dead.”
Image: camouflage and corpse paint
Tag line:  “Bang-Bang”

Metal Sunday: North Pole Face

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

New Feature: Metal Sunday
Every Sunday we’ll bring the latest, greatest ideas for concept bands.  Feel free to use any of these ideas in your own band, as long as you agree to give us every cent you ever earn.

Band name:  North Pole Face
Genre:  black metal
Theme:  metal at the north pole, coldness, shifting sea ice
Lyrics: “Cold, so cold; grim, so cold; ice, so cold; death, so cold.”
Image:  “Barber Pole”- a hybrid form of corpse paint
Tag line:  “Burrrrr.”

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