Archive for the ‘Faked Deaths’ Category

RAW alive, well, monk, heavy metal singer

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

Stampworthy has been tipped off that SF writer and conspiracy theory guru Robert Anton Wilson is alive, well, and apparently living as a Capuchin monk who sings in a heavy metal band.  The following video, which was sent to our offices on an unmarked Betamax tape and was recently featured on Boing Boing, provides visual confirmation:

You heard it here second: Hitler finds out about new Watchmen ending

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

Our comrades at Boing Boing have unearthed yet another important historical document.  Rampant neglect of capitalization, terminal punctuation and misuse of they’re/their, who’s/whose, and it’s/its aside, this is good stuff:

Metal Sunday: 2Pack

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

Band name: 2Pack
Genre:  rap metal
Themes: California, bitches, hos, bad sex tapes, faked deaths
Lyrics: “Throw it up, c’mon/Throw up,  yeah/Let’s show these fools how we do this in the blender/’Cause you know it’s the best in the blender”
Image: bad tattoos, backwards baseball caps
Tag line:  “Ain’t nothing but a nookie party.”

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