President Bush pardons entire country of Turkey

The country of Turkey has been pardoned by President Bush.  The surprise announcement capped The President’s unprecedented week of deregulation and pardons.  “Turkey, we forgive you,” Bush said. “Them Armenians may still be mad, but we here in America just want you to know that the past…well, it’s over, it’s the past.”

Aids close to President Bush revealed that the move is part of a broad, last minute foreign policy tweak.  “The President also has plans to patch things up with the Indians and clear things up with his controversial friends in Chad,” said one aid.

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