The U.S. flag is getting its first design overhaul since 1960–green stripes. President Bush announced in a press conference Sunday morning that Old Glory needs a fresh, environmentally-friendly angle.”All that red–it’s about blood. We’re not about that here in America,” said President Bush. “We need a flag the displays our continued commitment to not just the world, but the Earth. We’re going green.”

The new flag will be unveiled later this week at a special White House ceremony. Old flags can be mailed to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue for a free exchange.

President Bush said he came up with the idea after hearing about the plight of the polar bears. “The future is getting closer every day. We have to make a change before tomorrow becomes today,” he said. “We have to come together to solve this, all men, women, and polar bears. We’re in this together.”

The President balked at suggestions that his decision may cause controversy. “I don’t see what the big deal is. The only problem is getting a new flag up there on Mars,” he said.

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